I am the Christmas master!*

Gifts purchased in the last week: 42
Gifts yet to acquire: 2
Money spent purchasing said gifts: Too much to contemplate without protective padding on keyboard.
Presents wrapped: 38
Presents wrapped in six hour marathon of carols, pizza, and Mountain Dew: 37

Final Score
Me: 1
Wrapping Paper, Tape, Tags, and Scissors: 0

Hah! Eat that festive holiday season! It doesn't matter that all the presents are completely swarmed by the tree and my efforts will go unnoticed. Nor does it matter that I'll be doing it all again once mom finishes her Christmas shopping and the rest of my packages arrive from amazon. I am victorious!

By the way, how OCD is it if I color-coordinated my tags and wrapping paper so that only certain designs were used for certain people? (Like, all of the gifts for my dad's side of the family are green and red, my mom's side has little santa's on them, etc.) Because I totally did. It's what took me so long to wrap things properly. That, and my aunt called to "chat" three times. *headdesk*


* If this were c-wing, I know one of you would reply "Shouldn't that be ass master?" and make a He-Man reference all without looking up from your deck of cards. I heart you pornstars! Have a great winter!