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I don't update for a month and then I post with a meme. What?

The sad part is I have things to say, but they all drift into the internet ether by the time I log on. And all my interesting stories are about the aquarium. Is anyone interested in hearing fish drama? 'Cause I can hook you up.

Ah, well.

The Movie Meme, last seen at estepheia's.

1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. Totally cheating, you dirty cheaters....




1. We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see. Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead guessed by grrliz

2. Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"

3. Hey, Mike, you think you can toss me my calculations? Thanks! Ah, here it is. "Breach Hull - All Die." Even had it underlined.

4. I've been following in footsteps all my life. Save me, Sabrina fair, you're the only one who can. Sabrina guessed by _jems_

5. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. Ferris Bueller's Day Off guessed by empresszombie

7. Things could be worse you know.
How?
How what?
How could they be worse?
They couldn't; I lied. The Brave Little Toaster - guessed by innerpoise

8. And why, I ask myself, why have I put up with you? I can't imagine, but now I know. Fear. Yellow freakin' fear. I've been too chicken shit afraid to live my life so I sold it to you for three hundred freakin' dollars a week! Joe Versus The Volcano guessed by whisperwords

9. I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over... Groundhog Day guessed by _jems_

10. Okay, class. Optical orbits up front, and remember, we keep our subesophageal ganglion to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy. Finding Nemo guessed by rm_renfield and empresszombie

11. Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.

12. I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky... Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade guessed by innerpoise and whisperwords

13. Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.

14. So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water-tentacle. The Abyss guessed by empresszombie

15. That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.


I didn't take any names out, though I probably should have. That last one was just too good to mess up, though. *squee*